Clifford March 23, 2015

Clifford March 23, 2015
Well you know it’s gonna be a crazy weekend when you grab your shoes and get ready to put them on and they are both for the same foot! That recently happened to me this past week. This weekend was the traditional Men’s Weekend with the Osgood’s and that is what happened to me. I had bought myself two pairs of cheap Croc’s several months ago. [...]

Clifford March 16, 2015

Clifford March 16, 2015
“Throw it!” Throw it!” my Aunt Brenda yelled to my wife. Throw it! Throw it”! She yelled as my wife hollered back, “Where? “Up there, throw it up there under the bridge! Hook the bridge” Aunt Brenda yelled back, as my wife became more and more confused.  For some strange reason my wife decided to go fishing with our Aunt Brenda a few years ag [...]

Clifford March 9, 2015

Clifford March 9, 2015
Folklore has a way of always getting inflated. I call them “fisherman’s lies” or “huntin stories.” Now normally when someone uses the word “lie” it’s a bad thing, but when it comes to fishin’ and huntin’ stories the word lie is ignored. It is simply a good embellishment that makes the story more interesting. A few years ago I wrote a story ab [...]

Obama’s illegal aliens are only...

Obama’s illegal aliens are only here  to work..
By Nic Hudson For the Tribune President Obama is flooding America with illegal aliens.  He is fighting for their right to stay, work, collect any and all welfare benefits and to even vote.  President Obama and almost every Democrat in Congress have placed the rights of illegal criminal aliens above American citizens.  If you dare speak out ab [...]

Clifford March. 3, 2015

Clifford March. 3, 2015
My experience as a writer has allowed most readers a light side of life. The experience life can bring a person can be tragic at times, but when you look back at the plan laid before you, one can only be amazed how it all falls together and eventually you realize why things occur as they have. Occasionally I get a serious streak and would lik [...]

Obama admin.. poor terrorists just n...

Obama admin.. poor  terrorists just need jobs
By Nic Hudson For the Tribune Just when you thought this administration could not be any more incompetent.  On February 18, State Department spokesperson Marie Harf claims that the poor misunderstood terrorists simply need jobs. Are you kidding me? Are these people joking? The sad answer is, no they are not joking, they are dead serious. She [...]

Clifford for Feb. 23, 2015

Clifford for Feb. 23, 2015
A long, long time ago when people still traveled sometimes by horse and buggy there was a spot several hundred yards west of the FM 2978 bridge over Spring Creek.  The road was called Hufsmith Conroe Road. A gully known as Bogs Gully intersects with the creek at this spot.  The location where the gully meets the creek is called “The Bog [...]

Media has zero interest in Obama’s pa...

Media has zero interest in Obama’s past
By Nic Hudson For the Tribune During the presidential campaign of 2008, we were told that Obama was going to stop the seas from rising and the planet finally would begin to heal.  We were treated to a nightly dose of  cheering crowds of tens of thousands of people who thought this man was nothing less than the second coming. He was going to f [...]

The Book of Clifford Feb. 16, 2015

The Book of Clifford Feb. 16, 2015
Many of you do not know me personally, but needless to say, I am known to pull some good pranks on people over my lifetime.  I have two pranks in process and I am sure that any day now they will come to fruition. I love life and I enjoy being happy. Most of my pranks are cheap pranks. Stuff that cost me little or no money. Generally something [...]

Clifford Feb. 9, 2015

Clifford Feb. 9, 2015
I have to be very careful how I write some of my stories. My wife critiques my stories. I learned a long time ago that I should never carry the women jokes too far. I could fill a book with blonde jokes, hormone jokes, pregnant woman jokes and several others. But alas, if I get too carried away, she pulls me back in line. I also learned a lon [...]