Clifford Week of May 18, 2015

Clifford Week of May 18, 2015
Every once in a while my story gets extremely personal. That is my state of mind as I write this story today. One of my friends has passed away and it has created a small void in the memories I have had in years past of him. Mr. Talmadge (Andy) Anderson was a guy that I liked to trade jokes with. I know him simply as, Mr. Andy. One of the fav [...]

Clifford May 11, 2015

Clifford May 11, 2015
Have you ever thought about how a person can measure various aspects of their life? Take for example Christianity. How many times does a person’s overall appearance define their level of Christianity? I am sure we have all caught ourselves in that moment of judgement on others simply by looking at them and deeming them as not being a very goo [...]

The Book of Clifford May 4, 2015

The Book of Clifford May 4, 2015
Somewhere in the Bible there is something written that states “your sins shall find you out.” Now I know that I may have butchered this up somewhat and I also know that it wouldn’t take two minutes to look the scripture up but then I wouldn’t have been able to fill up this paragraph with words. The truth of the matter is that I have sta [...]

Clifford April 27, 2015

Clifford April 27, 2015
A few days ago I had a guy who wrote a note to someone and he called me unpatriotic and a sell-out. I have never met this fellow and I have no reason why he would do that, as I have no idea what he is talking about? I can only feel sorry for people who speak through ignorance, because in my lifetime, I have never done anything to anybody to b [...]

Clifford April 20, 2015

Clifford April 20, 2015
I have no idea where this story is about to go mentally. I just sat down at my computer knowing that I needed to complete a story for this week and I have no idea whjat I amd abht to say. I am a four fingered typist and I have even closed my eyes to try my best to obtain a thought what typing. You outhg tho see the messa I made of this senten [...]

Clifford April 13, 2015

Clifford April 13, 2015
A few days ago as I was driving down the road when I noticed a woman in another intersection that was standing on the road soliciting money. She carried a typical cardboard sign stating that she needed money to feed five kids or something like that. My heart goes out to people of this sort most of the time, but this one kinda bothered me. Now [...]

Clifford April 6, 2015

Clifford April 6, 2015
For some reason every year about this time when the bluebonnets begin to bloom, I kinda get into an aggravated mood. I know that spring is a time of fresh air and regeneration and blooming of nature, but when I watch some people enjoy the sights and sounds of the country I tend to get upset. I’m not upset at people for enjoying these things; [...]

Clifford March 30, 2015

Clifford March 30, 2015
Being a man is very unfair! We just don’t have a chance at all to fabricate stories or get a word in edge wise with a woman around. It is very, very unfair! Uncle Ed called me a few days ago and tried to play a joke on me by disguising his voice and acting like some idiot. Now I’m sure that everyone reading this story can understand that I re [...]

Clifford March 23, 2015

Clifford March 23, 2015
Well you know it’s gonna be a crazy weekend when you grab your shoes and get ready to put them on and they are both for the same foot! That recently happened to me this past week. This weekend was the traditional Men’s Weekend with the Osgood’s and that is what happened to me. I had bought myself two pairs of cheap Croc’s several months ago. [...]

Clifford March 16, 2015

Clifford March 16, 2015
“Throw it!” Throw it!” my Aunt Brenda yelled to my wife. Throw it! Throw it”! She yelled as my wife hollered back, “Where? “Up there, throw it up there under the bridge! Hook the bridge” Aunt Brenda yelled back, as my wife became more and more confused.  For some strange reason my wife decided to go fishing with our Aunt Brenda a few years ag [...]