The Book of Clifford Week of Feb. 8, ...

The Book of Clifford Week of Feb. 8, 2016
I always have to be careful for the people I write about. There are things that have happened in life that I think are hilarious, but may be offensive to others. I have to remember that any story I write reflects upon my family, as well as me. Some of my “tongue in cheek” comments in the past have been mistaken by some persons and I’m sure al [...]

The Book of Clifford Week of Feb 1st

The Book of Clifford Week of Feb 1st
This is a true story! The names of this article have not been changed to protect anyone. Nobody is guilty of anything except the perpetrator of this crime. I confess! I did It! It was a bright sunny day during the month of September 1957. I was spending my first day on the playground at Tomball Lutheran School on Hicks Street in Tomball. I wa [...]

The Book of Clifford Week of Jan. 25,...

The Book of Clifford Week of Jan. 25, 2016
I love getting into trouble sometimes. Especially with my wife or a group of ladies. A simple statement that I am about to write will already aggravate some women, so that is why I am printing it. WOMEN! DO NOT READ THIS STORY! See, I can already feel the hair standing up on the back of my neck for even saying that cause some of you are alrea [...]

The Book of Clifford Week of Jan. 18,...

The Book of Clifford Week of Jan. 18, 2016
In my last story written for the year 2015, I mentioned that the Christmas holidays were upon us and I have always had very memorable times during these holidays. Well, Christmas is only a memory and life has been hectic. Unfortunately we sometimes let life control us, instead of us controlling life. We could all slow down if we really wanted [...]

The Book of Clifford Jan. 11, 2016

The Book of Clifford Jan. 11, 2016
Well Christmas has come and gone by the time you read this. I hope you had a good one. I know I will have a wonderful time whatever I do, because generally I am happy regardless of my lot in life. I had a great opportunity a few days ago to spend time with my son working at the ranch. We put out some emergency hay and cleaned up some of my ye [...]

The Book of Clifford Week of Dec. 21,...

The Book of Clifford Week of Dec. 21, 2015
      They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I have done something in this article that I haven’t done in many years. I am attaching pictures. Well, kinda sorta. My articles are not X rated, so I will not send the bad ones that I may have. Here’s the story. Last week I told you that I was going to tell you about some unb [...]

The Book of Clifford Week of Dec. 14,...

The Book of Clifford Week of Dec. 14, 2015
Well, last week I dumfounded several people with my story. Even the real editor of the newspaper was double checking me on a few items making sure I had not lost my mind. Now, in order to not confuse things with you, when I use the term “real editor” there are some things I need to clarify. I actually have three before print editors and sever [...]

The Book of Clifford Dec. 7, 2015

The Book of Clifford Dec. 7, 2015
I’m going to take a walk down memory lane today and see if it spurs any memories of your own. This story was originally written back in 1999 and in less than sixteen years, this story is quickly becoming obsolete in and of itself. Go back just a few short years and consider all the changes! The danger in this mental stroll is I’m sure several [...]

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