Spring mother gives birth to first 2008 baby at Tomball
Regional
By Brian Walzel
Editor
New Year’s Day took on a special meaning this year for
one local couple who gave birth to the first baby born in
2008 at Tomball Regional Medical Center.

Christina and Michael Wright gave birth to Aydan at 6:22
a.m. on Jan. 1, the first baby born in 2008 at Tomball
Regional Hospital.
Aydan Michael Wright was born at 6:22 a.m. at the Women’s
Center at Tomball Regional.
Aydan was born to Christina and Michael Wright of Spring
and weighed 8 pounds, 3 ounces, the happy mother reported
last week.
The baby was born healthy and happy, despite a typically
arduous delivery.
“Those things are never pleasant,” Christina joked, “but
it actually went very smooth.” The new mother said her
original due date was Jan. 4, but she and her husband,
Michael, chose to go in to the hospital early so doctors
could induce labor.
But Aydan had other plans.
“I went in to begin the process and then I started to go
into labor naturally,” Christina said.
By New Year’s morning, Aydan had arrived.
Christina credits the Women’s Center nurses for making
Aydan’s birth a relatively pleasant experience.
“I was fortunate to have fantastic nurses to keep me
focused and who were able to take care of me,” she said. “I
couldn’t have done it without the nurses and my husband.”
Christina and Michael have been married for seven and a
half years and Aydan is their first child.
She said the couple typically enjoys a low-key New Year’s
celebration, “just hanging around the house and enjoying the
fireworks.”
“We don’t really do much,” Christina said.
But this year, she added, they were able to get a bird’s
eye view of Tomball’s celebration from the Women’s Center.
“We had a great view,” she said, “so we got to watch
Tomball celebrate.”
TransTexas Corridor/I-69 Segment Committees,
public meetings move forward
By Cari Herr
Tribune Staff
While Waller County constituents have been instrumental
in legislation affecting the proposed TransTexas Corridor
I-69 (TTC/I-69), concern over non-disclosure requirements
for TxDOT Segment Committee members remains unresolved even
as public meetings move forward.

The orange shaded area represents the proposed TTC/I-69
corridor through Waller County.
Public meetings
Informational town hall meetings to review and receive
comments on the TTC/I-69 Draft Environmental Impact
Statement are scheduled for January and February.
Citizens for a Better Waller County have been opposed to
the TTC/I-69 corridor since its inception. President Don
Garret said the group would hold its own meetings on Jan. 10
and Jan. 16. For more information, visit
citizens@wallercountycitizens.org.
Garret said the purpose of these meetings would be to
prepare for the upcoming TxDOT town hall scheduled for Jan.
22 at the Knights of Columbus Hall in Hempstead.
A presentation from representatives of TxDOT concerning
the TTC/I-69 development is on the 8:30 a.m. agenda for the
Jan. 23 Waller County Toll Road Authority (WCTRA) meeting to
be held at the county Road and Bridge Administration
building, also in Hempstead.
Corridor plans can be reviewed and comments can be
submitted at two TxDOT public hearings scheduled for Feb. 27
in Waller County. Open house is scheduled to begin at 5 p.m.
with hearings to commence at 6:30 p.m.
For more scheduled meetings, visit
www.keeptexasmoving.com. All comments on the I-69/TTC
must be submitted by March 19.
TTC Legislation
Many in Waller County opposed to the corridor heralded
Senate Bill 792 as a welcome killjoy for TTC/I-69 funding. A
common interpretation of the bill, approved in the last
legislative session, is that it suspends funding of
Commercial Development Agreements (CDA) with foreign
investors through Public-Private Partnerships over the next
two years.
That is considered by some as a deterrent to the
investment interest of Cintra Concesiones de
Infraestructuras of Spain who has entered into limited
contracts with San Antonio-based Zachery Construction
Company for the TTC.
In reality, the bill exempts most CDAs that have
execution dates within the two-year moratorium.
However, SB 792 does require CDA revenues, such as
concessions and tolls, be used only for other projects in
the region in which it is generated and limits CDA terms to
50 years. That could be considered prohibitive to foreign
investors.
In addition, it makes provisions for local Toll Road
Authorities to have the first option in building new toll
projects. The bill in no way suspended construction on the
TTC/I-35 corridor, but did put a damper on available funding
mechanisms for the TTC/I-69 for at least two years.
Segment Committees
In the interim, TxDOT, a self-professed “financially
challenged” entity, has responded with a $9 million
marketing campaign designed to promote awareness on the
proposed project.
As part of the campaign, TxDOT initiated local segment
committees to be comprised of community members who are
charged with gathering public preference for the project.
However, one of the proposed rules of membership for Segment
Committee members is to sign a non-disclosure agreement.
“How does that impact transparency and a member’s ability
to report back to his constituents on the project?” asked
WCTRA Director Trey Duhon at a recent meeting.
Duhon said he had requested an opinion on the proposed
rule from the state Attorney General’s Office. WCTRA
directors approved a resolution at a Dec. 19 meeting
requesting at least one position on the TxDOT local Segment
Committee.
Meanwhile, TxDOT is moving forward with its campaign to
gather information for the purpose of narrowing the TTC/I-69
corridor down from the proposed 1,200-foot, six-lane
behemoth of original conception, to a more rural-friendly
mobility structure.
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TTC/I-69 Town Hall Meetings
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- Jan. 22 Hempstead 6:30 p.m. Knights of Columbus Hall
22892 Mack Washington
- Jan. 28 Bellville 6:30 p.m. Austin County
Fairgrounds SH 159 East
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TTC/I-69 Public Hearings
Open House 5 p.m.
Hearing 6:30 p.m.
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- Feb. 19 Magnolia High School
14250 FM 1488
- Feb. 26 Katy High School PAC
6331 Highway Blvd.
- Feb. 27 Knights of Columbus Hall
22892 Mack Washington, Hempstead
- Feb. 27 Waller High School
20950 Fieldstore Rd.
- Feb. 28 Grimes County Expo Center
5220 FM 3455, Navasota
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Waller Independent School District’s Fields Store Elementary
third graders (pictured) have been learning about the
different communities across the United States. After
reading the book “Flat Stanley” by Jeff Brown, students sent
their Flat Stanley’s on a journey to gather information
about other communities. This included information on
climate, economics, history, traditions, celebrations and
culture.
Submitted Photo Speak now on zoning issue or
forever hold your peace
By Brian Walzel
Editor
For those who have been silent bystanders in the Tomball
zoning debate, now is your time to speak up. And it may be
your last chance.
The Tomball City Council recently announced that they,
along with the Zoning Commission, will hold a Jan. 21 public
hearing for a proposed zoning ordinance. The hearing will be
a time where anyone who has anything to say about the
ordinance or the map can let their voice be heard.
So far, there are no plans to have a second public
hearing, and council may, in fact, adopt the ordinance
shortly thereafter. They also may turn it over to a public
vote. That decision has yet to be made and council members
have been tight-lipped about their plans, if they even have
any.
But, according to Mayor Gretchen Fagan, the council will
most likely do what the public wants them to do.
Here’s hoping those words prove to be true.
Council members are elected, in part, because we believe
in their judgment, we believe they will do what’s in the
best interests of the city. After all, they enact dozens of
laws without the slightest opposition from their
constituents.
On the other hand, zoning stirs up a hornet’s nest of
emotions. It has a wide-ranging affect on homeowners, land
developers, realtors, prospective residents and businesses.
Many believe those who will be affected the most should get
the say. Whatever your opinion is, tell the council.
The zoning process, which has been in effect for more
than a year, has taken on a multi-faceted dynamic. Not only
is there the issue of whether or not zoning is good for the
city, there is also the argument of who should decide on the
issue.
Should council members, the ones that were elected and
whose judgment is valued and trusted, do what they think is
best for the city?
Or should the community, who ultimately is affected the
most, make the decision? Of course, each argument has a
myriad of underlying thoughts and opinions.
The land developers, real estate and business communities
are in staunch opposition of zoning.
“Whose idea was it to bring up zoning again, anyway?” one
prominent land developer recently asked.
Some homeowners and longtime Tomball residents don’t want
to see their neighboring properties turned into strip
centers or warehouses, but neither do they want to see small
residential subdivision be absorbed into commercial zones.
And then the argument continues over whose decision the
ordinance is up to. “Give people their constitutional right
to vote,” some say.
“Let the elected officials decide,” others plead. “We
elected them to make these decisions.”
Whatever corner you stand in, now is your time to speak
up. Against zoning? Tell the council. Want the public to
vote? Tell the council. Even if you’ve shown up late to the
game and have a problem with what the planners have tagged
your land as, tell the council. It’s not too late. It may be
the last chance you have.
Servpro named Business of the Year by Lone Star
College
Servpro of Spring-Tomball, which is independently owned
and operated by Kathleen and Anthony Scott of Tomball, was
one of five businesses that were recognized and honored
recently with the 2007 Business of the Year Award by Lone
Star College.

Pictured (right to left), Anthony and Kathleen and Scott
were honored with a 2007 Business of the Year Award from
Lone Star College presented by Chancellor Dr. Richard
Carpenter and Ray Hawkins, President of Lone Star
College-Tomball.
The five winners, selected from a pool of almost 200
nominees, represented different service areas of the college
system. The Scotts and Servpro represented the Tomball
College area.
The awards are given annually based on a company’s
leadership and its service in the community and in the
industry, a positive entrepreneurial image, exemplary
business practices, peer recognition and business growth.
The business owners accepted their awards from Chancellor
Dr. Richard Carpenter at the 21st Annual Small Business
Awards Banquet.
Servpro specializes in the cleanup and restoration of
residential and commercial property after a fire, smoke, or
water damage situation. Servpro of Spring/Tomball also
mitigates mold and mildew from homes or businesses.
“We’re so excited to win this award and it means a lot to
us as a small business in this area,” said Kathleen Scott.
“We really appreciate the considerations of the college
system and the Small Business Development Center by being
recognized for this award.”
Kathleen handles the marketing side of the business while
Anthony handles the operation end. Kathleen serves on the
Greater Tomball Area Chamber of Commerce Board of Directors
and serves as chair of the Chamber’s ambassadors and as vice
chair of member development.
Volunteers are life blood of horse therapy at
SIRE
By Cari Herr
Tribune Staff
Among the disabled, SIRE: Houston’s Therapeutic
Equestrian Centers is known for its therapeutic horseback
riding programs for children and adults with disabilities or
injuries.

SIRE client Krysia Barnes (atop horse) with her team of
volunteers at a recent Ride-A-Thon
The program provides not only a social outlet, but
through a team of volunteers allows the freedom of walking
that some disabled do not otherwise have by matching them to
older horses with even temperaments.
Clients of all ages and circumstances benefit from the
physical therapy they receive at SIRE, including automobile
accident victims of all ages, those with autism, congenital
disabilities or Down syndrome.
Registration is in process for volunteer horse leaders
and side walkers for the upcoming semester at each of SIRE’s
three locations in Hockley, Spring and Ft. Bend County.
“No previous horse experience is required,” said
Executive Coordinator MaryKate Flanagan, “just a desire to
help some very special people mount up and leave their
limitations on the ground.”
Volunteers are the lifeblood of SIRE and donate more than
28,000 hours of time annually. They must be at least 14
years old to participate and must attend both the
orientation and training session at any location.
Orientation for volunteers will be held from 6 to 8 p.m.
on Jan. 9 at the Hockley and Spring locations and Jan. 16 at
the Ft. Bend location.
Volunteer training will be held from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. on
Jan. 12 at the Hockley and Spring locations and Jan. 19 from
8 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Ft. Bend location.
The Hockley facility is located at 24161 Spring Dr. To
register, call 281-356-7588. In Spring, visit 4610 Sloangate
or call 281-353-6160. Sienna Stables, located at 8255 Camp
Sienna Trail, is the Ft. Bend County location and can be
reached by calling 281-778-0202.
For more information on volunteering, contact the
Volunteer Coordinator at any of SIRE’s three locations or
visit the Web site
www.sire-htec.org.

Academic Decatholon
Magnolia High School will participate in the 2008 Academic
Decatholon to be held at Klein Collins High School Jan. 18
and 19. Volunteers are needed on Jan. 18 between 1 and 8
p.m. to grade essays and to judge speech and interview
categories. Test proctors are needed between 8 a.m. and 3
p.m. on Jan. 19. For more information, contact Brenda Marfin
at 281-356-3571.
Cooper Foundation
The Cooper Foundation will be holding Facilitator Training
on Jan. 9 and 16 from 5:30 to 9 p.m. Both trainings are
required to become a facilitator for the foundation, which
provides mediation and counseling services for grieving
children. Trainings will be held at The Cooper House, 109
Holderrieth Blvd. in Tomball. Call 832-623-9966 or e-mail
info@thecooperfoundation.org to sign up or for more
information.
Applicator Training
Waller County will have a private applicator license
training and testing on Jan. 24 at the Texas Agri-Life
Extension, Waller County office from 1:30 until 4:30 p.m.
This license allows landowners and farmers to purchase and
apply chemicals (herbicides, pesticides, fungicides, i.e.)
and teaches license holders safety measures, current
application methods, and laws concerning the use of
chemicals in agriculture. A 100 question test will follow
the training. No cost will be charged for the training or
test, however the $30 study materials should be purchased
prior to the event. Refreshments will not be provided.
Individuals with disabilities who require auxiliary aide
service or accommodations in order to participate in
Extension programs should contact the Texas Agri-Life
Extension Service, Waller County at 979-826-7651 to discuss
specific needs five days prior to program dates.
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Seven pit bulls found dead in vacated Tomball home House
believed to be breeding ground for dangerous dogs
By Brian Walzel
Editor
Tomball police and city public works employees removed at
least seven dead dogs from a Tomball home late last month, a
home that may have been used for breeding pit bulls.

On Dec. 28, Tomball police responded to a call to a home
in the 400 block of McPhail. What they discovered was a
gruesome scene: several pit bulls lying dead in kennels
inside the home.
“The smell was pretty bad,” Sgt. Gary Stewart said.
Harris County Appraisal District documents show that
Paula Lee of Magnolia owns the property. According to
police, she and her husband leased the property to Pam
Tarlton, who lived at the house with her daughter.
“I had no knowledge of it,” Lee said. “I knew she had a
couple of dogs.”
Lee was told shortly after Christmas by neighbors of
Tarlton that the renter had moved out. Lee said Tarlton was
behind on her rent and left town Dec. 25. When she went to
the house the following Friday, she found several large pit
bulls lying dead in large kennels throughout the house.
“These were big dogs, they weren’t small ones,” Lee said.
“They were all inside, a couple in the living room, a couple
in the back room.”
According to Stewart, the department has been told that
the home may have been used to breed pit bulls. Lee said she
has known Tarlton for 12 years, made regular visits to the
home, and still had no knowledge of the alleged activities.
“I still, right now, cannot believe it,” Lee said. “I
knew her for 12 years. To me there was no indication.”

At least seven dead pit bulls were found inside this Tomball
home Dec. 28.
After the events unfolded last week, Lee recalled a
meeting she had with Tarlton at the house on McPhail about
three weeks ago.
“I said I smelled something,” Lee said. “She said
something may have crawled under the house and died. And it
wasn’t really, really bad, so I believed it.”
Lee hasn’t spoken with Tarlton or her daughter since they
vacated the house. She said she would like to get the late
rent money, but would rather put the issue behind her.
“I just want to cut my losses and learn from this,” she
said.
Stewart said both Tarlton and her daughter would be
questioned as part of the investigation. No arrests have
been made and charges had yet to be filed as of press time
last week.

Tomball High School Assistant Principal David Unruh (far
right) supervised as more than 2,700 students participated
in an evacuation drill Dec. 18. Tomball ISD students at each
campus took part in the drill by loading buses as they would
in the event of an actual emergency.
Submitted Photo
Magnolia picks up annexation issue after seven months
By Cari Herr
Tribune Staff
After seven months of tabled discussions regarding
Magnolia’s proposed annexation plan, the Magnolia Planning
Commission (MPC), now headed by President Barbara Gardner,
has picked up the threads of conversation.
In February of last year former City Manager Roger
Carlisle introduced the potential for increased property and
sales tax through annexation to the MPC.
He told directors that the city’s water and sewer lines
had been extended out into the city’s extra-territorial
jurisdiction (ETJ) to subdivisions, such as Magnolia
Crossing, which is receiving water and is adjacent to the
city, with no return on the investment.
Discussion fell off following the city elections in May,
which were followed by new appointments to the MPC by the
new city council, and were punctuated by the resignation of
longtime MPC President Denny O’Brien in November.
Throughout last year, City Attorney Leonard Schneider
provided an overview of annexation to directors as new
members came on board.
“A hold was placed on developing a proposed annexation
plan because the city council wanted more information,” said
Schneider. “Annexation commonly will increase the tax base
for a city.”
Prior to May, the annexation issue was in full swing. Now
that City Administrator Ryan Kelley is on board, review and
adoption of an annexation plan could find the driving force
it needs to get back on track, Schneider told directors.
The three-year annexation plan process is initiated when
the city adopts an ordinance or resolution that identifies
areas that are intended for annexation and culminates with
the annexation of those identified properties.
“It’s a process that requires public hearings,” said
Schneider.
There are two types of annexation that a city can adopt.
Bilateral annexation by a general law city occurs when it
receives a petition from a property owner to be annexed,
such as Magnolia Ridge, Schneider said.
Unilateral annexation may occur after a city identifies
any areas within the city’s half-mile ETJ that are adjacent
to the city boundaries and to which the city provides
services, such as water and sewer.
Once the plan has been in place for three years the city
can then begin annexation at a rate of 10 percent per year,
accruing up to 30 percent. However, annexed properties can
request to be de-annexed after one year, but within three
years of the date of annexation.
According to Texas Local Government Code, if a city can
prove a population of 5,000 or more, it can attain a
Home-Rule municipality status and can annex identified
properties within its three-year land plan. That is commonly
referred to as a “land grab” because those property owners,
with few exceptions, cannot request to be de-annexed.
The intent of including proposed areas to be annexed is
to promote economic growth in a city by adding to its
property and sales tax base, to facilitate long range
planning for providing city services, such as water and
sewer, and to protect future development by enforcing land
use regulations, such as zoning.
The issue was placed back on the MPC agenda for the Jan.
15 meeting.
Magnolia’s Troop 1114 turns out another Eagle Scout in
Reader
Wesley Reader, a member of Venturing Crew 1114 and Boy
Scout Troop 1114 in Magnolia, recently earned the rank of
Eagle Scout. The Magnolia United Methodist Church charters
both Crew 1114 and Troop 1114.

Wesley Reader recently earned the rank of Eagle Scout.
His Eagle Scout Court of Honor will be held within the
next few months.
Reader started in Scouting as a Tiger Cub in 2000 and
progressed through the ranks in Cub Scouting, earning
Bobcat, Wolf, Bear, the Webelos Badge, and the Arrow of
Light before crossing into Boy Scouting in March 2005.
Originally from Georgia, Reader was invited into the
“Target” classes in the 5th grade there, continued with AP
classes through the 6th grade and was subsequently invited
into the National Junior Honor Society in the 7th grade at
Bear Branch.
He is active in athletics, played football and took part
in swimming for Bear Branch.
Reader’s Eagle Project benefited Magnolia United
Methodist Church in Magnolia and required 228 hours of
labor. He is an 8th grader at Bear Branch Junior High in
Magnolia.
Lady Bulldog volleyball players net scholarships
By Cari Herr
Tribune Staff
Three Magnolia High School Lady Bulldog volleyball
players were honored prior to the Christmas holidays when
they received volleyball scholarships to various
universities to continue their education and their playing
careers.

Pictured (left to right), Magnolia High School seniors
Hannah Fort, Alicia Shaffer and Michele Williams signed
letters of intent and received scholarships to play
volleyball at various universities.
As the 2006 district 15-5A Blocker of the Year, Hannah
Fort played that role again for the Lady Bulldogs as they
advanced to the UIL Regional Semifinals in 2007. The 6-foot,
1-inch middle blocker was signed to play in Ft. Worth for
Texas Christian University.
One of the Prep Volleyball Defensive Dandies for 2006,
5-foot, 10-inch left side hitter Alicia Shaffer, was a
leading passer and digger for Magnolia in the 2007 season.
She signed with the University of Texas at Arlington.
Michele Williams was named a Prep-Volleyball All American
in the 2005 and 2006 seasons. The 6-foot, 1-inch middle
blocker graduated early in December and has begun training
and attending classes at Louisiana State University.
Williams said she is looking forward to making an
immediate impact for the LSU Tiger team.

The Cat in the Hat made mischief at a local assisted living
center recently. Arriving at St. Dominic’s Village with his
bag of tricks, he and the antics of the other drama students
from Northwoods Catholic School elicited smiles and laughter
from the residents. The students presented two short plays,
“The Cat in the Hat” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
Pictured, (left to right), Ana Paula Flores, Ana Sanchez-Riveron,
Ben Frederick and Lauren Petty. Submitted Photo
Tomball, Magnolia girls hoops headed in opposite
directions
By Brian Walzel
Editor
With the district season underway for local girls
basketball teams, the Tomball Lady Cougars will be looking
to continue their early season success while the Magnolia
Lady Bulldogs will be hoping to turn things around.
With a 10-5 non-district record and 2-1 district mark,
the Lady Cougars have positioned themselves nicely for a
playoff run in 16-5A. While the likes of Klein Oak and
Westfield will be at or near the top, Tomball should have
the offensive firepower to keep pace. Taylor Frank leads the
Lady Cougars in scoring, averaging 15.9 points per game (ppg),
while Samantha Neal (15 ppg), Sarah Reno (14.6 ppg) and
Kathleen McStravick (12 ppg) all have proven to be key
offensive weapons for the Lady Cougars.
Tomball will also be looking to gain some stability to
what has so far been an up and down season. The Lady Cougars
followed up a season-opening 48-39 win over Magnolia with a
victory over Kinkaid. They then lost two and won two.
The Lady Cougars even began district play with two
straight wins, Dec. 11 over Klein Forest and Dec. 18 over
Klein Collins. But Tomball fell to district favorite
Westfield Dec. 21, 52-45. Their next game is Jan. 11 when
they host Klein at 7 p.m.
Meanwhile, the Magnolia Lady Bulldogs are hoping the
district season will bring a change in fortune. Magnolia
goes into 15-5A play with an 8-11 record, but fresh off a
52-37 victory over Cy-Ridge Dec. 29.
Their season so far has pretty much gone to form. The
Lady Bulldogs have beaten many of the weaker teams on their
schedule, such as Aldine, Orangefield, Cy-Woods and Klein
Collins and have understandably struggled against the likes
of Tomball, Klein, Cy-Creek, Channelview and Jersey Village.
Magnolia’s district season kicked off Jan. 4 against
Lufkin. Results of that game were unavailable as of press
time last week.
This year, the Lady Bulldogs are led by Kellie Loukanis,
who leads the team with a 16 ppg average. Also making key
contributions have been Krystal Rice and Michelle Larson.

From the Book of Clifford
By Clifford Parker
Contributing Writer
Last week I let the cat out of the bag about my first
ride in a police car. I know my mom, as well as many long
time readers, have heard this story. I bet somebody is
already on the phone reporting me to her, not knowing that
she already knows.
Every once in a while people will greet my family members
and when they discuss my name the person suddenly realizes
they are talking to my mom or my wife or other members of my
family and will nod their head and say “oh, so your
Clifford’s so and so, huh?” leaving my family in such limbo
that they don’t know whether to be proud of me or run and
hide.
As I mentioned last week, one of my gathering spots
before school and during lunch hour used to be Mr. Bill’s
Drive In on Main Street. It sat in the 700 block of Main
Street.
We guys would gather under the old sycamore tree and
waste away our idle time with stories of bull corn and lies.
One day two of my younger friends showed up for one of
our lunch hour bull corn sessions and these two guys seemed
to have a bone to pick with each other.
I can’t tell you their names ’cause one of them still
lives in town and I don’t know if he has told his family
about this.
I don’t want to have his family punish him even though he
is already a 40-plus-year-old man. For the sake of this
story I’ll call him Mr. Hohl and the other guy I will name
Mr. Pope. I think those two names are common enough that
nobody will figure out who they are.
Mr. Hohl and Mr. Pope were both a couple of years younger
than me and how they came into our group one day, I can’t
recall. I must have been a senior and they may have been
freshmen or sophomores.
These two fellas were built much like I was in high
school. They were small in stature and, with no offense to
either one of them, they reminded me of a bantam rooster.
They seemed to be all bark and no bite. (I say this tongue
in cheek hoping they don’t figure out who they are because
one of them is two heads taller than me now! I think I
finally outweigh him, but I know for sure he can chase me
down ’cause he’s faster than me!)
For some reason, these two guys were having words with
each other. I don’t even know why they were mad, but their
feud wound up in the midst of our lunch hour gathering place
under the sycamore tree.
Their mouths were well engaged and their words became
more and more offensive as each of them tried to out do the
other. Finally, all of us older guys decided to liven up our
lunch hour so we antagonized these guys enough to cause them
to go to blows with each other.
Obviously, since we were sitting right on Main Street, we
didn’t want anybody but ourselves to see the fight, so I
took it upon myself to park my truck parallel with Main
Street to block any street view of the arena we had just set
up. I don’t know why or how, but our local police officer,
Mr. J. C. Bolton got wind of the fight and pulled up in
front of the store.
After questioning all of us for a moment he placed Mr.
Hohl and Mr. Pope in the back of his car and told me to get
in the front. I was scared spit-less! I had never even
touched a police car, much less have to ride in one!
As I climbed into the front seat, I immediately noticed
the shotgun anchored in the front floorboard, as well as all
of the radio equipment. I was scared, but there was no way I
was gonna let my fear overwhelm me and I developed a
smirkish grin. I turned toward all my buddies and they were
standing outside the car poking each other and pointing
fingers and laughing at us as we were hauled off in the
police car.
I had no idea where Mr. Bolton was taking us. My life
began to flash in my mind and I began to figure out what I
was going to tell my parents when Mr. Bolton drove from Mr.
Bill’s to the school office across the street.
We were ushered from the car to the office and I don’t
recall whether Mr. Voytek or Mr. Tipps (Hi, Mr. Tipps)
talked to us. Mr. Bolton told them Mr. Hohl and Mr. Pope
were fighting and I was instigating a riot! A riot, I
thought!
“How can two guys fighting be called a riot?” I thought
to myself, but I didn’t say a word. I was scared to death! I
could see myself serving hard time when the word riot was
used!
I guess all the other guys hootin’ and hollerin’ around
the makeshift ring seemed like a riot to Mr. Bolton.
Probably the only thing that ever happened in town back then
was a load of cows got loose on Main Street, so I guess a
fight seemed like a riot!
My memory fades me and I really, really don’t remember
the punishment we received, but I will never, ever forget my
first ride in a police car!
More next week as I move east on Main Street.
-- Clifford Texas Crossword

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