Former Tomball Chief Michna hired to head up Magnolia
department
By Brian Walzel
Editor
The revolving door at the Magnolia Police Department
continues to turn as Mayor Jimmy Thornton last week named
former Tomball Police Chief Paul Michna to head up the
department.

Paul Michna was hired March 17 as interim chief of the
Magnolia Police Department.
“I think it’s a great choice,” Thornton said.
Michna replaces Jeri Carpenter, who serves as the city’s
marshal, as interim police chief after former chief Ron
Cunningham was placed on administrative leave earlier this
month. Cunningham and Capt. Mike Smith were indicted by a
Montgomery County Grand Jury on two counts of official
oppression and were later arrested. The two are awaiting
trial.
The council subsequently voted not to renew Cunningham’s
contract once it expires on June 30. In the mean time,
Michna will run the city’s police department.
“I felt a duty as a professional law enforcement official
to try to help the city,” Michna said.
He was hired March 17 after an interview with Thornton,
City Administrator Ryan Kelley and councilman John Bramlett
the previous Friday.
“His name was brought up by council as an interim to help
us out and we do appreciate that very much,” Thornton said.
Michna served as police chief of the Tomball department
from 1992 until 2002, when he elected to take early
retirement. However, the circumstances surrounding his
decision were under speculation.
Prior to his announcement in 2002, an auditing firm hired
by the City of Tomball determined that the Police
Department’s policy manual was not up to date. In
particular, the extra employment policy, written by Michna,
had allegedly been violated by two Tomball officers. Those
officers were eventually indicted by a Harris County Grand
Jury and were dismissed from the department.
Thornton admitted that the issue was not addressed by him
or members of council when they considered hiring Michna.
“They were not addressed,” he said.
Michna said he decided to take early retirement from the
Tomball Police Department because changes in the city’s
administration were approaching, including the resignation
of then-City Manager Warren Driver and the hiring of his
replacement, Ben Griffin.
“I just thought it was a good time to retire,” Michna
said.
However, Thornton said he and the council did check
Michna’s background and credentials and were satisfied with
the results.
“There is nothing on his record,” Thornton said.
“Probably the most squeaky clean person I’ve ever seen.”
Michna said he has not decided if he will seek the full
time position once it becomes available on a permanent
basis. “I’m just not sure yet,” Michna said. “I’m eligible.
But I’ll make that decision later.”
In the mean time, Michna said he is working to get to
know the city’s officers and administrative staff. He added
that the situation with Cunningham and Smith has not been a
deterrent to him taking the job. “Fortunately I was not
involved, so I’m not distracted by that,” he said.
Michna has lived in Tomball for 34 years. In 2000, he was
named Citizen of the Year by the Tomball Chamber of
Commerce. He will receive $3,000 a month as interim police
chief.
All five incumbents in Tomball, Magnolia face opposition
in May election
By Brian Walzel
Editor
Only a month after the run-off for the March primaries
wraps up, voters will be asked to go to the polls yet again
to decide races in local municipalities. With all five races
in the Cities of Tomball and Magnolia being contested, each
respective council could see major changes in its makeup.
In Tomball, Warren Driver is seeking re-election for his
third term for Position Five. The former City Manager was
first elected in 2004. He is facing a challenge from David
Mayes, a newcomer to Tomball politics. Mayes moved to
Tomball just over a year ago and is a sergeant in the Harris
County Constables Office.
David Quinn, the council’s Mayor Pro-Tem, is seeking his
second term on council for Position One. Quinn, an
architect, was elected to the council in 2005. Quinn will
oppose veteran candidate Derek Townsend, who will be in his
fourth race for city council.
Townsend is a regional manager for Control Technologies,
a traffic management firm. He has run for council positions
in 2003, 2004, and 2007.
Meanwhile, it would not be an election year in Magnolia
if voters weren’t considering significant changes to the
city’s government. Two longtime council members, Patsy
Williams and David Sutherland, are up for re-election, as is
Mayor Jimmy Thornton.
Williams is currently serving her seventh consecutive
term in Position Five. She was first elected in 1992 and has
served on the council since then. She is facing a challenge
from John Polk.
David Sutherland, council member for Position Four, first
served on the council from 1994 to 1998 and was re-elected
in 2004 and again in 2006. He will face Hank Wright.
Thornton will be facing an opponent for the first time
after running uncontested twice since 2004. He initially was
to oppose Wright for the mayor’s position in 2004, but
Wright eventually dropped out of the race. Thornton ran
uncontested two years later. This year, however, Thornton
will face opposition from Jo Anne Windham.

From the Book of Clifford
By Clifford Parker
Contributing Writer
A few weeks ago I sabotaged a lot of kids’ ideas about
fever. After writing my story explaining the various tricks
used to fake a fit of fever, some of my friends came to me
and told me I should be ashamed of myself for revealing all
the tricks.
I know full well that the mamas of the world are not as
dumb as our kids think they are, but I have, in fact,
probably made life a little harder for the first born. After
the second one, moms get a lot smarter.
With that said, I have decided to try to redeem myself by
writing this story to a younger generation and share my hard
found wisdom on something I consider myself to be an expert
at. Spankings!
Yes, I got several of them as a youngster and I have
developed a great repertoire of ideas and information to be
shared with the world of youngsters. Spanking causes
controversy with some people. I personally am an advocate of
spanking. My childhood spankings taught me some very good
lessons. The Bible clearly states; “spare the rod, spoil the
child.” I know first hand that a few well-placed spankings
have given me a very clear mind and sound direction on a few
issues in life. (I can’t say it kept me from trying things
that I shouldn’t! It just taught me how to be a little
sneakier.)
I have received my share of well-deserved spankings, so
this allows me to consider myself an expert. With that said,
here is my listing of great ideas to “lessen the impact on
the overall bottom line” with full explanation on the types
of spankings. Illustrations have not been included.
The Carousel Spanking
This spanking occurs as your dad holds you under one arm
near the arm pit and you begin running a circle around and
around his body. The running motion of your body lessens the
impact of the swinging belt as it makes contact. Possible
Solutions: Run faster and faster and hope your dad gets
dizzy. If you run really, really, fast maybe you can outrun
his belt and he will miss your behind and hit his own leg.
Warning: Never, never jerk away and run. Take it now!
The Go Get Me a Switch Spanking
Grandmothers usually used this method more than most. This
process involves the “spanker” (hereafter known as the one
doing the spanking) telling the “spankee” (the one receiving
the spanking) to go outside and obtain a green limb from a
bush to be used for the spanking process. The reasoning
behind this is to allow the spankee time to reflect on the
misdeed and hopefully develop remorse. It was also used as a
time delay by the spanker to finish her labor at hand.
Grandmothers were usually washing dishes or cooking or
baking. Asking you to obtain your own switch allows them
time to dry their hands or finish mixing the ingredients for
the meal they are working on. Possible Solutions: Find a
rotten stick that will break or pick up a log and drag it
into the house with the help of your friends. It has to be
sooo big and heavy that it’s impossible for her to pick up.
Warning: Never break switches off her prized flower bushes
and avoid roses at all costs.
The Mother Spanking
This spanking usually occurs in a split second without
warning. Mothers tend to be edgy occasionally and these
spankings can erupt at the drop of a hat. Fortunately, these
spankings are a cake walk. These spankings are carried out
with cloth belts and clothes. The first item found is the
tool used and mothers’ clothing is usually the first thing
she grabs. Rolled up blouses or sweaters, newspapers and
even rolls of toilet paper can be used for spanking by
mothers. Possible Solutions: Continue to make a mess of the
house by dragging soft objects thought-out the house. Kick
all leather belts, rulers, hard sole shoes and other objects
under the bed or couch. She is not likely to bend down and
look under the furniture for spanking tools in the moment of
eruption. Warning: Don’t be helpful and bring her things to
spank you with! She will catch on to your game!
Unfortunately I am running out of paper space for my new
“spanking manual.” If you need more ideas you will need to
send $9.95 plus shipping to…
-- Clifford

Tomball Elementary third graders Riley Grant (left) and Eric
Wong (right) use jelly beans to describe and compare the
fractional parts of sets to determine which sets were
greater than, less than or equal to the other sets. This
hands-on activity helped the students visualize the
components of the math unit.
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Magnolia moves back into City Hall after six years, $2
million
By Brian Walzel
Editor
After spending more than $2.5 million on a new home, the
City of Magnolia officially moved back into City Hall on
Buddy Riley Blvd. on March 10.

The City of Magnolia moved back into City Hall on Buddy
Riley Blvd. March 10.
For the past six years, the City of Magnolia has been
forced to utilize temporary buildings located outside the
city limits on FM 1488 owned by the Magnolia Independent
School District. After originally spending nearly $1 million
on the construction of the building on Buddy Riley Blvd.,
the city staff was soon forced to vacate the building after
faulty construction resulted in an abundance of mold and
roof leaks.
For years it was unclear what would become of the
building. The 4B Corp., which oversees the city’s economic
development, considered selling the building to a commercial
developer, or keeping the building and leasing it out.
However, it was eventually settled that the city would
renovate the building and move back in. But the price was
steep.
The cost to renovate the building totaled more than
$673,000 in addition to the original $900,000 price tag. The
city also paid $140,000 in legal and architectural fees,
$221,000 in temporary facility costs, and an additional
$900,000 to prepare the building for the spring move in.

Third and fourth grade students at Fields Store Elementary (FSE)
have been working hard this year to excel on the TAKS test.
To have a little fun before the test, students participated
in a “Cheer Challenge” March 4. Each third and fourth grade
homeroom prepared a TAKS cheer and performed their cheer for
the other classes. FSE Principal Amy Lacey, Assistant
Principal Mary Davis, and Counselor Penny Cathcart ended the
pep rally singing their own version of “I Will Survive,”
renamed “You Will Survive,” and added a little humor to the
act with a few dance moves.
Submitted Photo Harris County Sheriff’s Office
awarded CALEA Flagship status
In December 2007 a team of assessors from the Commission
on Accreditation for Law Enforcement Agencies (CALEA)
examined all aspects of the Harris County Sheriff’s Office’s
(HCSO) policies and procedures, management, operations and
support services as the Sheriff’s Office sought to renew its
CALEA accreditation.

Pictured (from left to right), Sgt. D. Melendy, Chief D.
Billingsley, Cap. R. Konetzke, Segt. A. Ordonez at the
Atlanta CALEA conference Flagship award ceremony.
After assessors verified that HCSO continues to
voluntarily meet or exceed the Commission’s nationally
recognized standards, the assessment team recommended that
CALEA grant the Sheriff’s Office its third consecutive
accreditation – a highly prized recognition of excellence in
the provision of law enforcement services.
In their report recommending re-accreditation, the
assessors maintained that the Harris County Sheriff’s Office
is “staffed with totally professional individuals that are
100 percent committed to the mission of the agency and to
doing their best to improve the quality of life for all
residents and visitors of Harris County.”
After reviewing the assessors’ report on the Sheriff’s
Office, Steve Mitchell, CALEA Program Manager for Harris
County, was so impressed that he recommended that HCSO be
awarded CALEA Flagship status.
According to the CALEA Web site, the Flagship Agency
Program was introduced at the 2004 Fall Conference to
acknowledge the achievement and expertise of some of the
most successful CALEA Accredited public safety agencies, and
also to provide “flagship examples” to assist other
agencies.
CALEA staff selects Flagship Agencies by agency type and
program, based primarily on their past performance. Selected
agencies are invited to exhibit at a CALEA Conference to
showcase their agency materials, offer networking
opportunities, discuss issues, and offer suggestions based
on their experiences with CALEA Accreditation. The Harris
County Sheriff’s Office was officially awarded its Flagship
status on March 15 at an awards ceremony in Atlanta.
Annual German Heritage Festival returns to
Tomball
By Brian Walzel
Editor
One of the fastest growing annual events in the area
returns to Tomball this weekend with the 8th Annual Tomball
German Heritage Festival. The festival will kick off March
27 in downtown Tomball in the 200 block of Main Street and
Market Street.

The 8th Annual German Heritage Festival returns to Tomball
March 27-30. Pictured, festival goers at last year’s event
pose in front of a Main Street merchant.
The festival, held each year on the final weekend in
March, is a celebration of German and ethnic heritage and
will feature three stages of live music, a carnival,
authentic German food and beer, more than 120 street
vendors, German souvenirs and clothing, arts and crafts, a
German church services and more.
The event kicks off March 27 with the carnival and a
special price on an “all you can ride” wristband. On March
28, live music begins at 6 p.m. and continues through 10
p.m. with performances by Alpenfest, Chris Rybak, The
Walburg Boys, Round Top Brass Band, Tuba Meisters, Das Ist
Lustig, Terry Cavanaugh and more. Friday night will also
feature bluegrass music on the Ziegenbock Stage.
On Saturday, the party starts at 10 a.m. and continues
throughout the day with live music and entertainment,
culminating with a 9 p.m. fireworks show at the Depot Plaza.
On Sunday, a German church service will open events at 10
a.m.
Admission to the festival is free and there is no charge
for parking. The festival is sponsored by the Tomball/Telgte
Sister City Organization. For more information about the
event, call 281-379-6844 or visit
www.tomballsistercity.org.

Bob Sanchez, President of the Board of Directors of Baby and
Me, discusses the facility’s aim at the March 19 meeting of
the Tomball Rotary Club. Baby and Me is a home for pregnant
teenagers and unwed young mothers. The home is run by Nancy
Garza and is currently seeking donations and volunteers for
a number of programs. For more information about the home
and its programs, call Garza at 832-646-9223.
Photo by Brian Walzel Waller baseball goes
undefeated in Jersey Village Tourney
The Waller Bulldog baseball team recently took part in
the Jersey Village Classic and returned home undefeated
after a great weekend. The Bulldogs have now played nine
games this season where the outcome was decided by two runs
or less; most of these being decided in the closing innings
against tough competition. Two of this tournament’s games
were just that.
First up was Sam Rayburn, who brought an 8-1 record to
face Waller senior Jake Cimerhanzel on the mound.
Cimerhanzel combined with some last inning relief from
junior Robert Loewe to hold Rayburn to only three hits and
snuff out a last inning rally by throwing out a runner at
third on an attempted double steal to win the game, 5-4.
The Bulldogs collected nine hits as Jake Seaman went
three-for-four, including a home run, while Brent Herzog and
Loewe each collected two hits.
The Jersey Village Falcons were next on the list and once
again it was a nail-biter. The two teams battled back and
forth for nine innings to a 2-2 deadlock as junior Clayton
Heise turned in an outstanding pitching performance. His low
pitch count allowed him to stay in and record a complete
game while giving up only four hits and no earned runs.
The Bulldogs continued to put runners on base during the
last three innings but could not come up with the big RBI
hit. Four double plays turned in by Loewe and sophomore
Miller Pierce allowed the Bulldog defense to turn back
would-be rallies.
Waller collected six hits as Cimerhanzel, Herzog, and
Miles Derrick helped the cause. By virtue of the Bulldogs
recording more total base runners, they advanced with the
win.
After their ninth two-run or less game decision, the
Bulldogs were due for an outbreak. The Waller offense got in
gear against the Westbury Rebels, pounding the ball on their
way to 11 runs on nine hits. Pierce and senior Kyle Pringle
each had a big two-run hit, and Cody Mikeska cleared the
bases on a double and had four RBIs in the game. Mikeska
picked up the win after throwing three innings, followed by
sophomore Parker Edmonds and Loewe closing it out for the
win.
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